ALL TIME AMAZEBALLS....

THANK YOU KENNY POWERS.

Holding Hands

HOW TO BE A DREAMBOAT VOL 1..

DIESEL...YOU SMOKIN PIECE OF TALENT, you had me then....still got me now. Talk about 90's Heaven...cry cry cry...

BOOM!....PARTYS HERE..

Imagine a world where when you walk in and out of a room...this happened. I need to research the pros and cons, health and safety issues, there might be in having a smoke bomb kind of life. Is it just me, or entering a room with an extra loud bang, followed by some purple puff of mystery is the only way of truly letting people know you have arrived, youre here to party, youre very welcome and now you'll be leaving. To be completely honest Im embarrassed to think its taken me 28 years to realise this is the only way to be..

Yes, its an ALF phone.....holy shit.

GREETINGS FROM VEGAS...

WATCH THIS...

BABE ALERT...

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LADY?...CURRENTLY IN LONDON DANCING TO BIG BOI, LE CHIC AND ALL THINGS DISCO, SHE MAY BE SPOTTED WEARING FUR VESTS, DRINKING BEER, MAKING PANCAKES WHILST WATCHING SOUL TRAIN AND THE LAKERS ON TV...

SHE DOES NOT BELONG THERE AND SHOULD BE INSTRUCTED TO LEAVE AT ONCE AND 'GET BACK' TO MELBOURNE. SWEETIE.

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I dont know about you, but there is NO where I would rather be right now, than watching this live show.. Giant Ponies singing 'And Im telling you', is my kind of way to party...Im devastated that i didnt create this, or know someone who did. It screams 'Just enough'.

A SHEEP IN WOLF'S CLOTHING...

WITH MONEY TO BURN, I'D OWN THESE.....

James Jean
Luke Chueh
Richie Fahey

PURE VISUAL DELIGHTS....EDUCATE YOURSELF ON THESE THREE ARTISTS AT ONCE. THEY ARE RAD, RAD LIKE IF RAMBO AND WHITNEY HOUSTON HAD OF HOOKED UP IN THE 80'S.....TOTALLY MIND BLOWING AWESOME RAD..

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dedicated to danny...

WOE IS ME...

This week last year Michael Jackson actually died...
This week thirty-one years ago Judy Garland died...
This week...woe is me...







Woe is me...

SHIT YEAH...

If you ever find yourself without inspiration for a way as to celebrate the weekend, I suggest you get together with your friends, dress as tradies and talk footy and women on a pile of tanbark..all afternoon. Yourself and the surrounding community wont be sorry...quotes on the japanese water features will cost you though...

ITS THE WEEKEND...

YOU SHOULD BE DANCING

I DO....

'HEY GAGA, LOVE YOU', 'HEY ABBIE LOVE YOU TOO'

JUST WATCH....

JUST LISTEN...

AND...

GO DRAPE YOURSELF...

Sequins are always necessary... From Columbia tapping her transylvanian ways in Rocky Horror, to Miss Diana Ross getting in the middle of a chain reaction, and don't think Ive forgotten MJ (rest her soul). Sequins have litten the dark and harsh reality of life, not to mention countlless dancefloors with abundance, sex appeal and diamond standard class for centuries.. Do your soul, and the people staring at you a gift...drape yourself in sequins as often as possible....Im not even kidding.

TO FEEL VAMPIRE SEXY...LISTEN TO THIS NOW..

Its fangtastic.

BABE ALERT...

Introducing Draggy Claire Bear Falkiner...Unicorn Royalty.

MERYL MONDAY

Just so you know...yesterday was Meryl Streep Monday...too bad you missed it.

LONG WEEKEND, HOW I LOVE YOU...

..ITS SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE.

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Not only is this song the kind of stalker anthem you like to hear when you are motivated to go in the middle of the night to someones house univited,...It turns out, the clip delivers even more than imagined....Jennifer Connely check. Jason Priestly check. High waisted Levis double check.
Pure 90's heaven. Roy Orbison I LOVE YOU.....



May I point out this Amazeballs is dedicated to the queen of the dunes...Miss Dominique Chaleyer.

THE DAVIS

I dont know about you, but if youre driving down the road and you see your name painted on a wall, just like it knew you were coming...you stop...get your camera...and Bruce lee the shit out of it...Introducing my brother Josh....DAVIS..

FOR DRAGGY BEAR...

DIAMONDS...

CHECK OUT MY RIDE....LETS TALK ABOUT DDDIIIIIAAAMMMOOONNNDDDSSS.. MERCEDES DIAMONDS.