PARTY PEOPLE...

I take photos...I take photos of people that I love, and now you can love them too. Its about time to celebrate your own posse. Lets have a party for our people..Enjoy.

BAT BOYS...

So it came to the worlds attention that the Ipad has been released...I wasn't really into it but then I recieved this...Originally a picture I took last saturday night, was instantly made into a masterpiece of all that is awesome. Note the wings, the cock and balls and facial hair all painted by the touch of a finger. 'Brushes" for the ipad is the coolest way to deface your friends...yes yes yes.

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This guy is awesome. yes

HEY.....

GOT TO BE REAL

There is a lot of pointless shit on television, and just when you're about to give up..a show like 'HOARDERS' appears...I don't know if its compassion, curiosity or that I'm just plain in love with people literally burying themselves alive that keeps me watching. I highly recommend you view this show as an education into madness...and as motivation to keep a tidy house...or else.

RIK LEE IS RADNESS

Melbourne artist Rik Lee is the radness, He uses greylead, texta and watercolour to make these.......Im jealous I didnt do them, and now so are you. Make sure you check out his blog....http://riklee.tumblr.com/

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I WANT TO GO TO THERE..

The Night Hotel, New York

THREE OF THE BEST

TERRY RICHARDSON, DAVID LACHAPELLE AND JUERGEN TELLER.....Please reference them for an education in Art Direction, Styling, Colour, Sex and Subject. Photography has a lot of heroes, these are three of mine. Yes.

A TRIBUTE..

Maybe its because I was a child of the eighties, or because I just like things that are completley awesome, but today is the day to celebrate one man, this man being Billy Idol. He stood for sex, punk and complete peroxide power. He is eighties, he is rebel, he flesh, flesh for fantasy...Tribute.

COOL NICKNAMES...

FANG
BRUIZER
HOT-TUB JONNY
BLADEZ
COBRA
STING
BIG CHINA
THE SPIDER

A TRIBUTE..

FOR TRIN...

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Heartbreak Hotel, Memphis.




Elvis and Priscilla Wedding day barbie...enough said

A TRIBUTE..

Michael Keaton is one of those actors that really rocked my world, Batman was king, Beetlejuice even better, but the understated 'Dream Team' was the kind of movie that really educates someone on being funny. It really is good. Say yes to Michael Keaton today....Tribute.

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This is the part when I feel like Oprah telling you about her favourite things, but instead of favourite things Ill be calling it 'total amazeballs' ...
look at what I have here...totally.




If you are thinking that this looks like a Michael Jackson Thriller style rubber ducky, you'd be right. And yes, it disturbs me to think of kids playing with MJ in the bath, but I ignore this fact and proudly take ownership. After all Michael was and shall always be considered a child at heart, and this toy really is awesome, if I didn't already have one, Id want one....shamone.

I GREW UP IN...

The only way to explain my love of entertainment would be to inform you that at the age of 3 my parents decided to buy the local video shop. It wasnt until the age of 22 they decided to sell it, but by then the damage was done.
Having no censorship, along with no late fees, offered my brother and I a childhood filled with, drama, comedy, nostalgia, action, new releases and highly recommended memories that live with us daily...
I will be paying homage to many of the best.....do the same and your life will be better. Im not even kidding.

We start with Cry-Baby.....yes.

PERFECT START

Out of all that excites me creatively, nothing does it as romantically as this video. This video started my long love affair with director/photographer David Lachapelle. It is close to perfect in everyway. Elizabeth Taylor crazy, check. 1970's, check. Elton John, check. Wizard of Oz reference, check. Truly awesome. Watch the shit out of it. LOVE IT.

WELCOME

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let me start with an acknowledgement of how incredibly self indulgent this page shall be. I stand for posting images, movies, photos, thoughts, deeply hurtful opinions, sexy compliments and dance moves only to amuse myself, if you get the memo and decide you like to party too...well excellent, I welcome you with a serenade and an inappropriate kiss....